Below are 20 mission statements.

 

All keep our core identity intact while offering variations in tone and emphasis.

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1. New Product Company makes experimental theater for the internet generation. We merge digital media and live performance to question, reimagine, and connect across generational and technological divides.

2. We create multimedia performance that investigates how we live now—online, offline, and in between. New Product Company is where Gen Z storytelling meets theatrical invention.

3. New Product Company is a Pittsburgh-based laboratory for hybrid performance. We fuse screen and stage to tell urgent stories of life in the digital age.

4. Bridging the physical and digital, New Product Company builds experimental theater that speaks from and to the online generation.

5. New Product Company explores what it means to grow up on the internet. Through multimedia performance, we craft new languages for a world in flux.

6. At New Product Company, we make theater for a world shaped by screens. Our hybrid performances explore internet culture, identity, and the strange beauty of being alive right now.

7. We are a platform for digital natives to experiment, provoke, and perform. New Product Company stages the stories of a generation raised in the feed.

8. New Product Company is a home for artists translating internet culture into theatrical form. Our work explores how technology is reshaping storytelling, identity, and intimacy.

9. We believe the internet is a stage. New Product Company creates multimedia theater that blurs the line between URL and IRL.

10. New Product Company exists at the intersection of meme and myth, avatar and actor. We craft performances that make sense of life online—and off.

11. Our work begins where the Wi-Fi signal ends. New Product Company creates genre-defying theater that explores how digital life transforms who we are.

12. New Product Company produces live performance with a digital pulse—art that reflects and refracts the strange theatre of the internet.

13. A generation came of age online—we make work that reflects its voices. New Product Company creates theater for a world shaped by algorithms, identity shifts, and screen-bound intimacy.

14. New Product Company is a space for theatrical experimentation, where code and character meet. We examine the aesthetics and ethics of internet culture onstage.

15. Our plays ask: Who are we when the screen goes dark? New Product Company investigates the human in the digital through hybrid, boundary-breaking performance.

16. New Product Company tells stories born from browser tabs, chat windows, and livestreams. We translate the surreal chaos of internet life into live art.

17. We are a theater company for people who grew up with Wi-Fi. New Product Company merges media and performance to reimagine what theater can do now.

18. New Product Company builds theatrical experiences that interrogate digital life. We stage the absurd, intimate, and uncanny realities of being always online.

19. We believe the future of theater is both plugged in and deeply human. New Product Company makes performance that bridges technology and emotion, artifice and truth.

20. At New Product Company, we create theater from digital detritus—screen grabs, chat logs, browser histories—to explore how we connect, perform, and survive in virtual space.

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Would you like us to categorize these by tone (e.g., poetic, edgy, institutional) or highlight our contenders based on different goals (e.g., funding, marketing, manifesto)?